Top 40

[john_hanson]

Thanks to all of you who voted for little Delta in this years Dandy Dogs competition!
She's made it through to the final 40 - so she needs your votes again haha!

[Drab]

Sarah and myself have already done so, this week we would like Vanilla slices please, Can you make mine a fat free one as it's not long to my hols now and the holiday gear is a little tight

[john_hanson]

You mean you want MORE vanilla slices?! I thought buying you guys two each last time might have put me in positive credit!

[Drab]

Hmmmmmm there are some nice border collies in the top 40, quite like Fern and Daisy...........................point made i think

[john_hanson]

Ooooh you big meanie...

[Drab]

Big meanie, Big meanie, which part is BIG exactly????

[john_hanson]

Your heart

Phew... nice save there eh?

[Drab]

Hmmmm got you sussed my lad!

[john_hanson]

Cream cakes and flattery. Got you sussed too cocka

[Drab]

Oh you young un's, i'm much more complicated than that, you missed off chocolate and curries!!!

[john_hanson]

Are you sure were not related in some way Jules???

[Drab]

You never know your luck in a raffle, having delved into our family tree and making some shocking discoveries, if there is any trace of irish in your background then it's highly likely that some poor ancestor of yours encountered a smooth talking falandering relative of mine.
Some things don't change!!

[john_hanson]

Well I'm from Yorkshire farming stock through and through.. Although there is a cross dressing, pipe-smoking, lady prostitute in there somewhere in the early 1900's on my mothers side. So maybe she met this Irish chap of yours and the rest as they say, is history!

[Drab]

It's all good fun when you get started but it's oh so addictive!
We had a back street abortionist and a murderer amongst our lot, not suprising really is it, just think on about the buns, don't want a pretty boy like you having an accident at the kennels or owt

[john_hanson]

I agree. I felt like Robert Langdon on a little quest of my own when I did my family history. No murderers or abortionists though as far as I'm aware. We're all land owning gentry. Which is frustrating considering there USED to be a lot of wealth in my family and I DID stand to inherit a nice little estate until someone died too young and it all took another path :-(

And, I'm going to ignore the rather poorly vailed threat you just made, and take the compliment about being pretty instead haha. That's FAR more likely to get you a bun!